Quick Dynamite Party

by The Slit Plasters

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01:48
2.
02:21
3.

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released 30 January 2015

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Track Name: THE DUNG FLY
THE DUNG FLY



Shit! Al-Baghdadi just bluebirded me!
Well, you know the score...15 minutes of fame not more.
So sorry : I've to guillotine a kitty!
Ruined by the max exposure crappy bootkit,

You're a dung fly / stranded in a shit pile
You're a dung fly / stranded in a shit pile



I friend everything, I barf my opinions like crazy!
By the way I instagramed myself shitting...and don't miss me banging your mom today.
...But where are you guys running? I'm your backyard almighty!
Supreme second rate embedded in a fake planet,

You're a dung fly / stranded in a shit pile
You're a dung fly / stranded in a shit pile


BZZZ, BZZZ, BZZZ, Pull your head out of your ass :


Like millions you play your best tennis
But that barely hides your right status:
You're a dung fly / stranded in a shit pile


3W's full informed of the smallest nooks of your own dickhole,
But you'Il just remain a stooge of that über-blank network economy.

You're a dung fly / stranded in a shit pile
You're a dung fly.
Track Name: PROF. KRAZOR
Prof. KRAZOR
(Ripping out wombs for years with honor.)


Made pregnant by an alien of Trentor,
De Groote Lulu sped to a special muffdoctor.
Zooming through states destination Bangor
AhAhAh / AhAh Ah OhAhAhAhAh... X 2
To Professor Krazor Krazor Crazy razor burn kaiser!


Despite his roast beef color,
The practitioner was voodoo familiar.
Quite common as an outterspacer knacker.
AhAhAh / AhAhAh OhAhAh... X 2
That's Professor Krazor Krazor Crazy razor burn kaiser!


A few bony-smoky mojos later,
On the delivery table, Lulu toppled over.
Hung on the walls among fiends trophies galore,
A single PhD degree of...slaughter.
Engraved in the ceiling
just right above her
''Quarter but stitch up''
in-house motto for sure
She heard blades on Grind stone uuuuuuhhh TREMORS
Then came the splitting pain and ….waoouah TERROR


Yells, dull sounds and stream of expletives over
Let's focus a bit on the scene of labour!
Yeah...

Plastered with blood, ET sharp flavour,
Eased but mangled, the never-mom smoked a huge Cuban cigar.
Once again Krazor and his monstrum swatter
Got the better, got got the better, yeah of a proto “Roger”.
AhAhAh / AhAhAh OhAhAh... X 3
Banzaï Professor Krazor Krazor Awesome razor burn kaiser!



Floppy belly, hard times, but no devious quacks offers!
AhAhAh / AhAhAh OhAhAh... X 2
Ask for Professor Krazor Krazor no one's better
Track Name: Ur Short (extract)
UR SHORT

You farted in the plane
And then eaten up with remorse
Stampede to get a way out a shade more respectable
But puny hobos never fill well suits of head honchos.

Houh! Ha! Haaa!
Stop contorting yourself
You'll aim better at your shitter

Don't wanna lower yourself,
uffff But I'm afraid you're short.
So you / clearly should abort
And quick / zip your big mouth shut.


Wicked rooster on his spurs
Or tail between legs like a battered mongrel
Years without knowing you I was on vacation
Watch me now! ….I'm back to that healthy occupation.

Houh! Ha! Haaa!
Stop contorting yourself
You'll aim better at your shitter

Don't wanna lower yourself,
You're pretty fucking short.
So you / clearly should abort
And quick / zip your big mouth shut.

Uhuuuuuu...wanker...
Handcuffed by your own bullshit : that's you're kind of fate.
You're drowning shorty! Again and again at the wrong side of the gate,
seeking frantically for an helping hand. But no chance... I've got cramps.


Houh! Ha!
Stop contorting yourself
You'll aim better at your shitter

Get off your pristine white poney
Look back and ask yourself
Even overbloated with pride you should admit it