Chasing Jet Black Muffs

by The Slit Plasters

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released January 1, 2013

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Track Name: Houndog Dick Man
HOUNDOG DICK MAN

Attention Misses this is a warning message

If It smells of parrot or not, he can't cool that shit out
Primitive asses trackerman with a built-in .../... pointy red end

Hey Ladies!!! Watch out !
That cone point never needs Astroglide

He's a 3 legged man
Houndog Dick Man
He's a 3 legged man
Houndog Dick Man

Auuuuuuhhhhhhhh wooh wooh wooh wooh wooh
From awesome sexmare in baby doll nightie
To the least Uzbek poney zombie booty

Hey babies!!! You'd better look out !
Always too late to counterstrike

He's a 3 legged man
Houndog Dick Man
He's a 3 legged man
Houndog Dick Man
He's a 3 legged man
Houndog Dick Man
Oh yes he is

Sharp chipo: The hostels don't thank you
Sharp chipo, Sharp chipo
Sharp chipo: Even Realdolls gonna remember you

To flatten that threat
Do the hammer dance figure

Hey!
Do the hammer dance figure
Do the hammer dance figure
He's a 3 legged man
Houndog Dick Man
Auuuuuuhhhhhhhh wooh wooh wooh wooh wooh
He's a 3 legged man
Houndog Dick Man
He's a 3 legged man
Houndog Dick Man
Houndog Dick Man
Houndog Dick Man
Track Name: Malaguti / Machete
MALAGUTI-MACHETE

D'you see what's hanging around guys ?

A new laid from his gated community
Timely to refresh our hunting bags

Wrong card spacy Mickey :
you could end up in rags,
you could end up in rags.

I drop a Bombshell :
You gonna dance...
But soil yourself also
Say my name :
Malaguti-Machete

Casted in pure 59 bad example style
The alpha one of the Link Wray squad

The thundercrack of the Superquattro combo
Yep, the Vince Taylor of bolt cutters, thicko

Copy jerk ?
Say my name :
Malaguti-Machete

Boning knives ? Knuckles ? Chains ?
T...T...T... Relax you nothin... your time's comin,
Flick pocket comb ?
Alright blondies...Let's sweep that shit out !

Oooooooohh...ooooooooooohh...ssssss....Brutal !!!
You danced...Also.
Say my name :
Malaguti-Machete
Oh Say my name :
Malaguti-Machete
Track Name: Fastfood Lane is the Masterplan
FAST FOOD LANE
IS THE MASTERPLAN

Sunday 12'O crappy grey face
Donkey boner pony bad breath
Today rapture for my lower gut

Hey I'm Captain Stomacho
The hangover diet weirdo
Listen

Fast food lane is the masterplan
Room baby room for the ogre
Need to gulp down the most I can
I'm a big scale sewer

Fastfood lane / Masterplan
Fastfood lane / Masterplan

Topical fats extremist
Typical carbs activist
I'm a Double Quarter Cheesy Pounder resident
A frankfurters litter, the big bucket terminator
Uuuuh a French fries Blob
Gimme donuts, gimme kebabs

Fast food lane is the masterplan
Room baby room for the ogre
Need to gulp down the most I can
I'm a big scale sewer

Sudden failure
Feelin' a bit like a malpractice waste bag
Sucked entire dry Scroungin' for
A low budget coke gallon, my skag
Fastfood lane / Masterplan
Huuuum... like Abdullah Abdullah need to burp well twice
Fastfood lane / Masterplan
To gobble this jumbo double decker
Fastfood lane / Masterplan
Hey don't want it diced

Fast food lane is the masterplan
Room baby room for the ogre
Need to gulp down the most I can
I'm a big scale sewer

Sugars
Saturated fats
My pornos
For tacos
Track Name: Custom Tailored for Cougars Comfort
CUSTOM TAILORED 4 COUGARS COMFORT

Oooooh juicy babies...Come on
Dare for a ride in a Zodiac
Get 1, 2,3,4 well-hung barracudas, 80% discount
Custom tailored for cougars comfort
for cougars comfort

Aaaaaaaaah Ah Ah Ah-Ah

Necron-a-like team...Service ma 'am
Slit ripper - Ass stabber -Throat assaulter - Clit tormentor
Custom tailored for cougars comfort
Yeaaah hey for cougars comfort

Ooooooooh Oh Oh Oh-Oh

Test out for free :
Oddy sideburns
Werewolf beard

Custom tailored for cougars comfort
Custom tailored for cougars comfort

Wellplaced goatee
Turkish pencil mustache

Welcome to your orgasm safari
Time to boldly go where no woman has gone before
Custom tailored for cougars comfort

Oh Oh Oh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah !
Custom tailored
for cougars comfort
Track Name: My Head's a Mess
MY HEAD'S A MESS

It's ending a lot round me.
I'm stuck in a mockbuster, or what?

Damn it! Things appears rather freaky lately!
Loads of girls start smelling like bedridden!

My head's a mess
Scattered like a puked pizza

WAOUH! No control, no control, no control, no control
Got to put myself back together
Outta breath, outta breath, outta breath, outta breath
I'm jammed in a greasy syphon

What the fuck? 3 times 15, right...but what for?
In the screenbees vortex, I'm youth sick, youth sick.

Shit! Do people know how to read, that replies are questions?
Shut the fuck up! Don't answer me!

My head's a mess
A kinda bus bomb pulp

WAOUH! No control, no control, no control, no control
Got to put myself back together
Outta breath, outta breath, outta breath, outta breath
I need to reach the panic button
Here it is !

Catched up with time, my ass is the next in line.
Nothing but a ''trunk man'' in ''Winter Wipe out''.
But what am I running after? I can't ...Ican't work it out...
Need really good glasses to get a plan outline, cos for now :

I'm as tidy as Asil Adkins, man!

WAOUH! No control, no control, no control, no control
Got to put myself back together
Outta breath, outta breath, outta breath, outta breath
My rope for a quick solution
YEAH YEAH YEAH HEY

My head's a mess
I'm dead on the edge
dead on the edge

My head's a mess
I'm dead on the edge
dead on the edge
Track Name: The Thompsons
THE TOMPSONS

The Thompsons /The Thompsons
Copy of the folks of their folks
The Thompsons /The Thompsons
Quick witted as egg yolks
The Thompsons /The Thompsons
Offsprings of White Trash
Gone dead in a white flash

Hey Listen to that true
X rated account
From beyond the county mounts
Cannibal clan of Thompsons
Involving the triplets mongos
Clitus, Goose & Jimbo

The Thompsons /The Thompsons
Copy of the folks of their folks
The Thompsons /The Thompsons
Quick witted as egg yolks
The Thompsons /The Thompsons
Offsprings of White Trash
Gone dead in a white flash

We're talking about :
The gruesome 3 some with 6 lefthands
Kazoos of deranged rednecks from nowhere land
Lovers of : bazooka crawfish fishing
Campers demolition derbies
And behind AAA mennonite jerky

The anabaptist dried meat recipe, unstable and toxic
Each time trigged, a big tribe orgasm during pick nicks
But harder they fell ...harder they fell

That time after stuffing themselves like wild boars
Didn't take long before these rotten beans burst into flames
A miserable mistake on nitro or napalm for sure
But who's going to complain ? Who's going to complain ?

The Thompsons /The Thompsons
Copy of the folks of their folks
The Thompsons /The Thompsons
Quick witted as egg yolks
The Thompsons /The Thompsons
Offsprings of White Trash
Gone dead in a white flash

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