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Get Plastered

by The Slit Plasters

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1.
BOOMER IS A TWAT Who's white helmet Commander's son ? Not Boomer ! Who is shagging Athena ? Not Boomer ! Who's really fucking funny ? Not Boomer ! And yet he's the flying bros of Huggy bear ! Lieutenant boomer Looping the loop in a Viper fighter ? Not Boomer ! The same step vicious like Baltar ! That's Boomer ! Ho!... who's banging Sheba ? Food for cats ! But who's putting up with Sergeant Jolly ? Lieutenant boomer Boomer is a twat Boomer is a twat aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! Who's bumpuffing inside the mothership ? Not Boomer ! Who gonna hump Rigel ? Nobody ! Who's on Cassiopea, then ? Not Boomer ! Motocross boots but not the fucking Starbuck's blond hairstyle ? Lieutenant boomer Boomer is a twat Boomer is a twat Boomer el harmal Boomer el harmal Boomer el harmal Boomer el harmal Extra : He's spacesick now ! What a twat! But who ? Lieutenant boomer
2.
ON NOUS CACHE TOUT ON NOUS DIT RIEN On nous cache tout, on nous dit rien Plus on apprend plus on ne sait rien On nous informe vraiment sur rien Adam avait-il un nombril? On nous cache tout on nous dit rien Socrate a-t-il bu sa cigüe? L'aventure est-elle au coin de la rue? On nous cache tout on nous dit rien La vérité sur Dagobert Quel était son manager? On nous cache tout, on nous dit rien Plus on apprend plus on ne sait rien On nous informe vraiment sur rien La vérité sur La Palice Quand c'est rugueux c'est pas lisse On nous cache tout on nous dit rien Et l'affaire du masque de fer Est-ce que Louis Quatorze était son frère? On nous cache tout on nous dit rien La vérité sur l'Obélisque A-t-il été déclaré au fisc? On nous cache tout, on nous dit rien Plus on apprend plus on ne sait rien On nous informe vraiment sur rien Savoir pourquoi Napoléon Mettait la main dans son giron On nous cache tout on nous dit rien L'affaire trucmuche et l'affaire machin Dont on ne retrouve pas l'assassin On nous cache tout on nous dit rien On nous cache-cache et cache-tampon Colin-maillard et tartempion Ce sont les rois de l'information On nous cache tout, on nous dit rien Plus on apprend plus on ne sait rien On nous informe vraiment sur rien
3.
THE PLASTERS' PARTY Alright! Here's the signal ! Empty your lager, jump in your dead out Taunus, step on the gas, time for action ! Hurry ! Join the Plasters ! Meeting point : Pine Ridge, Glenn B vacant mansion. Enter thee Plasters Party No fuse at all ! Boom...boo...boo...boo...boo...boom baby It's gear for all ! Enjoy thee Plasters Party No ban on nothing ! Yeaaaaaaaaah ! Automatic radiant freedom locker Access granted for clever droogies and all kind of chicks ! De la Tourette appreciated... Nothing downsized, pizzas, champagne and blow once there Enter thee Plasters Party No fuse at all ! Boom...boo...boo...boo...boo...boom baby It's gear for all ! Enjoy thee Plasters Party No ban on nothing ! Yeaaaaaaaaah ! Automatic radiant freedom locker Challenge Judo black belted naked twins in 15 beds of 4 m wide ! Cast slit plasters trophies ! Yes Cast slit plasters trophies ! Stinky fingers lickin' good tomorrow ! Enter thee Plasters Party No fuse at all ! Boom...boo...boo...boo...boo...boom baby It's gear for all ! Enjoy thee Plasters Party No ban on nothing ! Yeaaaaaaaaah ! Automatic radiant freedom locker Lets 's go DJ Russ Meyer! Try Turd twisters in any places, Schultz German accent for everyone ! (Ja wohl herr Kolonel !) Anyway kill kill blast blast, in the backyard BBQ ! Boom...boo...boo...boo...boo...boom baby Boom...boo...boo...boo...boo...boom baby Boom...boo...boo...boo...boo...boom baby Boom...boo...boo...boo...boom Boom...boo...boo...boo...boom Boom...boo...boo...boo...boom
4.
VATICANIS VOLCANO Forget about suicide girls Bondage Geishas Pole Thaï bitches Or Russian vixen pussies Bury all the squirting whores And dirty hoes of you porn My advice to you boy : Time for you to seek profesionnal help Once you gain a foothold in vatican(o) Kiss the ground yes - kiss it twice and Go straight in search of carmel volcano Aaaaaah – Aaaaaaaaah Do it, do it, do it … Hey dude ! Drop all the shitsites where a male hand would never put in his willy ! Prefer the Healing Convent in Rome Wet nuns & mother superior Devoted to the kankiest welcome The password is "encore" But watch your fingers, watch your johnson Cos sisters diet : hot dogs in action As It might be too much for just one man Snatch some blue pills and a big fan Once you gain a foothold in vatican(o) Kiss the ground yes - kiss it twice and Go straight in search of carmel volcano Aaaaaah – Aaaaaaaaah Do it, do it, do it , / don't miss it Creme de la creme of sex attacks Not fitted for cardiacs Forget about suicide girls Bondage Geishas My advice to you boy : Time for you to seek profesionnal help Once you gain a foothold in vatican(o) Kiss the ground yes - kiss it twice and Go straight in search of carmel volcano Aaaaaah – Aaaaaaaaah Do it, do it, do it / don't miss it
5.
2'50'' OF A NEANDERTHAL TRUTH Neanderthal truth Neanderthal truth Oooooh wooooap/ HHHHUUUUH I will be your mammoth emasculator I will sew you a new amazing furcoat Natural girls only make me so Babe It looks like a sabre-toothed tiger's got us both by the throat ! Hundreds of thousands years ago The caverns swarmed with virtuosi Aces trained in females cramming Cos venusizing was the king of sports That's Neanderthal truth That's Neanderthal truth Oooooh wooooap/ HHHHUUUUH On demand, I will ball all the rhino wool you want Close to the fire I'll be your personal crooner Mind if i call you Lady ? I'm not blind to see ! You're longing for a ride in my boulder mobile ! Hundreds of thousands years ago The caverns swarmed with virtuosi Aces trained in females cramming Cos venusizing was the king of sports That's Neanderthal truth That's Neanderthal truth You will never be food out of stock. Everyday I will disperse bears repellent Oooooh wooooap/ HHHHUUUUH Come on in, I will initiate you into arts Your ass is already the best part of my life I will drink your piss babe ! Fire your lard arse shaggy caveman ! Hundreds of thousands years ago The caverns swarmed with virtuosi Aces trained in females cramming Cos venusizing was the king of sports That's Neanderthal truth That's Neanderthal truth Hundreds of thousands years ago The caverns swarmed with virtuosi Aces trained in females cramming Cos venusizing was the king of sports That's Neanderthal truth
6.
ПИ ЮРОД ! Pi Yourot ! Pi Yourot ! Ingurgita le promesse ! Rigurgita le paure ! Scolati le verità ! Spongebob squarepants! Pe Pe Pe Presto, il mondo ti supera Pi Pi Y Zakkognies ! Pi Yourot ! Pi Pi Y Zakkognies ! Pi Yourot ! Inghiotti le imposture ! Poppa tutti i seni ! Senza sosta rimpinzati ! De questa immensa commedia ! Pe Pe Pe Presto, il mondo ti supera Pi Pi Y Zakkognies ! Pi Yourot ! Pi Pi Y Zakkognies ! Pi Yourot ! Ingozzati, trasmetti, dimentica, e ricomincia ! Pe Pe Pe Presto, il mondo ti supera Pi Yourooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot !

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