Get Plastered

by The Slit Plasters

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6 SONGS OF THE SLIT PLASTERS' FIRST LP FOR 3 €!

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released January 1, 2011

P.Coing - The Slit Plasters

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Track Name: Boomer is a Twat
BOOMER IS A TWAT

Who's white helmet Commander's son ? Not Boomer !
Who is shagging Athena ? Not Boomer !
Who's really fucking funny ? Not Boomer !
And yet he's the flying bros of Huggy bear !

Lieutenant boomer

Looping the loop in a Viper fighter ? Not Boomer !
The same step vicious like Baltar ! That's Boomer !
Ho!... who's banging Sheba ? Food for cats !
But who's putting up with Sergeant Jolly ?

Lieutenant boomer

Boomer is a twat
Boomer is a twat
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

Who's bumpuffing inside the mothership ? Not Boomer !
Who gonna hump Rigel ? Nobody !
Who's on Cassiopea, then ? Not Boomer !
Motocross boots but not the fucking Starbuck's blond hairstyle ?

Lieutenant boomer

Boomer is a twat
Boomer is a twat

Boomer el harmal
Boomer el harmal
Boomer el harmal
Boomer el harmal

Extra :
He's spacesick now !
What a twat!
But who ?
Lieutenant boomer
Track Name: On nous cache tout...
ON NOUS CACHE TOUT
ON NOUS DIT RIEN

On nous cache tout, on nous dit rien
Plus on apprend plus on ne sait rien
On nous informe vraiment sur rien

Adam avait-il un nombril?
On nous cache tout on nous dit rien
Socrate a-t-il bu sa cigüe?
L'aventure est-elle au coin de la rue?
On nous cache tout on nous dit rien
La vérité sur Dagobert
Quel était son manager?

On nous cache tout, on nous dit rien
Plus on apprend plus on ne sait rien
On nous informe vraiment sur rien

La vérité sur La Palice
Quand c'est rugueux c'est pas lisse
On nous cache tout on nous dit rien
Et l'affaire du masque de fer
Est-ce que Louis Quatorze était son frère?
On nous cache tout on nous dit rien
La vérité sur l'Obélisque
A-t-il été déclaré au fisc?

On nous cache tout, on nous dit rien
Plus on apprend plus on ne sait rien
On nous informe vraiment sur rien

Savoir pourquoi Napoléon
Mettait la main dans son giron
On nous cache tout on nous dit rien
L'affaire trucmuche et l'affaire machin
Dont on ne retrouve pas l'assassin
On nous cache tout on nous dit rien
On nous cache-cache et cache-tampon
Colin-maillard et tartempion
Ce sont les rois de l'information

On nous cache tout, on nous dit rien
Plus on apprend plus on ne sait rien
On nous informe vraiment sur rien
Track Name: The Plasters' Party
THE PLASTERS' PARTY

Alright! Here's the signal !

Empty your lager, jump in your dead out Taunus, step on the gas, time for action !
Hurry ! Join the Plasters ! Meeting point : Pine Ridge, Glenn B vacant mansion.

Enter thee Plasters Party
No fuse at all !
Boom...boo...boo...boo...boo...boom baby
It's gear for all !
Enjoy thee Plasters Party
No ban on nothing !
Yeaaaaaaaaah ! Automatic radiant freedom locker

Access granted for clever droogies and all kind of chicks ! De la Tourette appreciated...
Nothing downsized, pizzas, champagne and blow once there

Enter thee Plasters Party
No fuse at all !
Boom...boo...boo...boo...boo...boom baby
It's gear for all !
Enjoy thee Plasters Party
No ban on nothing !
Yeaaaaaaaaah ! Automatic radiant freedom locker

Challenge Judo black belted naked twins in 15 beds of 4 m wide !
Cast slit plasters trophies ! Yes Cast slit plasters trophies !
Stinky fingers lickin' good tomorrow !

Enter thee Plasters Party
No fuse at all !
Boom...boo...boo...boo...boo...boom baby
It's gear for all !
Enjoy thee Plasters Party
No ban on nothing !
Yeaaaaaaaaah ! Automatic radiant freedom locker
Lets 's go DJ Russ Meyer!

Try Turd twisters in any places, Schultz German accent for everyone ! (Ja wohl herr Kolonel !)
Anyway kill kill blast blast, in the backyard BBQ !

Boom...boo...boo...boo...boo...boom baby
Boom...boo...boo...boo...boo...boom baby
Boom...boo...boo...boo...boo...boom baby
Boom...boo...boo...boo...boom
Boom...boo...boo...boo...boom
Boom...boo...boo...boo...boom
Track Name: Vaticanis Volcano
VATICANIS VOLCANO

Forget about suicide girls
Bondage Geishas
Pole Thaï bitches
Or Russian vixen pussies

Bury all the squirting whores
And dirty hoes of you porn
My advice to you boy :
Time for you to seek profesionnal help

Once you gain a foothold in vatican(o)
Kiss the ground yes - kiss it twice and
Go straight in search of carmel volcano
Aaaaaah – Aaaaaaaaah
Do it, do it, do it …

Hey dude ! Drop all the shitsites
where a male hand
would never put in his willy !

Prefer the Healing Convent in Rome
Wet nuns & mother superior
Devoted to the kankiest welcome
The password is "encore"

But watch your fingers, watch your johnson
Cos sisters diet : hot dogs in action
As It might be too much for just one man
Snatch some blue pills and a big fan

Once you gain a foothold in vatican(o)
Kiss the ground yes - kiss it twice and
Go straight in search of carmel volcano
Aaaaaah – Aaaaaaaaah
Do it, do it, do it , / don't miss it

Creme de la creme of sex attacks
Not fitted for cardiacs

Forget about suicide girls
Bondage Geishas
My advice to you boy :
Time for you to seek profesionnal help

Once you gain a foothold in vatican(o)
Kiss the ground yes - kiss it twice and
Go straight in search of carmel volcano
Aaaaaah – Aaaaaaaaah
Do it, do it, do it / don't miss it
Track Name: 2'50" of a Neanderthal Truth
2'50'' OF A NEANDERTHAL TRUTH


Neanderthal truth
Neanderthal truth

Oooooh wooooap/ HHHHUUUUH
I will be your mammoth emasculator
I will sew you a new amazing furcoat
Natural girls only make me so

Babe It looks like a sabre-toothed tiger's got us both by the throat !

Hundreds of thousands years ago
The caverns swarmed with virtuosi
Aces trained in females cramming
Cos venusizing was the king of sports

That's Neanderthal truth
That's Neanderthal truth

Oooooh wooooap/ HHHHUUUUH
On demand, I will ball all the rhino wool you want
Close to the fire I'll be your personal crooner
Mind if i call you Lady ?

I'm not blind to see ! You're longing for a ride in my boulder mobile !

Hundreds of thousands years ago
The caverns swarmed with virtuosi
Aces trained in females cramming
Cos venusizing was the king of sports

That's Neanderthal truth
That's Neanderthal truth

You will never be food out of stock.
Everyday I will disperse bears repellent

Oooooh wooooap/ HHHHUUUUH

Come on in, I will initiate you into arts
Your ass is already the best part of my life

I will drink your piss babe ! Fire your lard arse shaggy caveman !

Hundreds of thousands years ago
The caverns swarmed with virtuosi
Aces trained in females cramming
Cos venusizing was the king of sports

That's Neanderthal truth
That's Neanderthal truth

Hundreds of thousands years ago
The caverns swarmed with virtuosi
Aces trained in females cramming
Cos venusizing was the king of sports

That's Neanderthal truth
Track Name: ПИ ЮРОД !
ПИ ЮРОД !

Pi Yourot !
Pi Yourot !

Ingurgita le promesse !
Rigurgita le paure !
Scolati le verità !
Spongebob squarepants!

Pe Pe Pe Presto, il mondo ti supera
Pi Pi Y Zakkognies !
Pi Yourot !
Pi Pi Y Zakkognies !
Pi Yourot !

Inghiotti le imposture !
Poppa tutti i seni !
Senza sosta rimpinzati !
De questa immensa commedia !

Pe Pe Pe Presto, il mondo ti supera
Pi Pi Y Zakkognies !
Pi Yourot !
Pi Pi Y Zakkognies !
Pi Yourot !

Ingozzati, trasmetti, dimentica, e ricomincia !

Pe Pe Pe Presto, il mondo ti supera
Pi Yourooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot !