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THE DUNG FLY
01:48
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THE DUNG FLY
Shit! Al-Baghdadi just bluebirded me!
Well, you know the score...15 minutes of fame not more.
So sorry : I've to guillotine a kitty!
Ruined by the max exposure crappy bootkit,
You're a dung fly / stranded in a shit pile
You're a dung fly / stranded in a shit pile
I friend everything, I barf my opinions like crazy!
By the way I instagramed myself shitting...and don't miss me banging your mom today.
But where are you guys running? I'm your backyard almighty!
Supreme second rate embedded in a fake planet,
You're a dung fly / stranded in a shit pile
You're a dung fly / stranded in a shit pile
BZZZ, BZZZ, BZZZ, Pull your head out of your ass :
Like millions you play your best tennis
But that barely hides your right status:
You're a dung fly / stranded in a shit pile
3W's full informed of the smallest nooks of your own dickhole,
But you'Il just remain a stooge of that über-blank network economy.
You're a dung fly / stranded in a shit pile
You're a dung fly.
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PROF. KRAZOR
02:21
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PROF. KRAZOR
(Ripping out wombs for years with honor.)
Made pregnant by an alien of Trentor,
De Groote Lulu sped to a special muffdoctor.
Zooming through states destination Bangor
AhAhAh / AhAh Ah OhAhAhAhAh... X 2
To Professor Krazor Krazor Crazy razor burn kaiser!
Despite his roast beef color,
The practitioner was voodoo familiar.
Quite common as an outterspacer knacker.
AhAhAh / AhAhAh OhAhAh... X 2
That's Professor Krazor Krazor Crazy razor burn kaiser!
A few bony-smoky mojos later,
On the delivery table, Lulu toppled over.
Hung on the walls among fiends trophies galore,
A single PhD degree of...slaughter.
Engraved in the ceiling
just right above her
''Quarter but stitch up''
in-house motto for sure
She heard blades on Grind stone uuuuuuhhh TREMORS
Then came the splitting pain and ….waoouah TERROR
Yells, dull sounds and stream of expletives over
Let's focus a bit on the scene of labour!
Yeah...
Plastered with blood, ET sharp flavour,
Eased but mangled, the never-mom smoked a huge Cuban cigar.
Once again Krazor and his monstrum swatter
Got the better, got got the better, yeah of a proto “Roger”.
AhAhAh / AhAhAh OhAhAh... X 3
Banzaï Professor Krazor Krazor Awesome razor burn kaiser!
Floppy belly, hard times, but no devious quacks offers!
AhAhAh / AhAhAh OhAhAh... X 2
Ask for Professor Krazor, no one's better
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