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"UUUUUUUHHH!"

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PROF. KRAZOR
(Ripping out wombs for years with honor.)

Made pregnant by an alien of Trentor,
De Groote Lulu sped to a special muffdoctor.
Zooming through states destination Bangor
AhAhAh / AhAh Ah OhAhAhAhAh... X 2
To Professor Krazor Krazor Crazy razor burn kaiser!

Despite his roast beef color,
The practitioner was voodoo familiar.
Quite common as an outterspacer knacker.
AhAhAh / AhAhAh OhAhAh... X 2
That's Professor Krazor Krazor Crazy razor burn kaiser!

A few bony-smoky mojos later,
On the delivery table, Lulu toppled over.
Hung on the walls among fiends trophies galore,
A single PhD degree of...slaughter.
Engraved in the ceiling
just right above her
''Quarter but stitch up''
in-house motto for sure
She heard blades on Grind stone uuuuuuhhh TREMORS
Then came the splitting pain and ….waoouah TERROR

Yells, dull sounds and stream of expletives over
Let's focus a bit on the scene of labour!
Yeah...

Plastered with blood, ET sharp flavour,
Eased but mangled, the never-mom smoked a huge Cuban cigar.
Once again Krazor and his monstrum swatter
Got the better, got got the better, yeah of a proto “Roger”.
AhAhAh / AhAhAh OhAhAh... X 3
Banzaï Professor Krazor Krazor Awesome razor burn kaiser!

Floppy belly, hard times, but no devious quacks offers!
AhAhAh / AhAhAh OhAhAh... X 2
Ask for Professor Krazor, no one's better

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from Quick Dynamite Party!, track released January 1, 2015
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